Two late 60's GMC Trucks - MUST SELL THIS WEEKEND

(This was originally posted as a humorous story, which, if you're in the mood to laugh, may be read here.)

These trucks are near kin, both being similar in year, appearance, and, well, they're both beat to heck. The grey one DOES run, however we don't have the key (read the story) and don't have the title (yeah, it's in the story too). I do have a court approved statement of ownership though.

So I'm selling these as non running vehicles.

You haul them off this weekend, you can do whatever you want with them. I'm not looking to GIVE them away, though, I do want some cash for them. So please make a reasonable offer. They've been sitting here for so many centuries that it would be a shame to let them go and get nothing to cover their back rent.

The grey one does have a nice truck box in it, as you can see, but that must be purchased separately ($75). I'll be taking it out of the truck unless somebody wants it. There's also a huge steel jack in the back of it that will be sold separately for $150.

To recap - you haul away the trucks and everything in them (small furry rodents included but not covered by warranty) and I get some cash. And if you want the extras, you get a great deal and I get more cash. And you get these beauties for whatever you need them for, and I get rid of an eyesore. Deal?

Call Josh at 503.329.7463 or email me.